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Ryan is away on mob business, so our good pal Scott fills in! We discuss who would have been better than Tobey Maguire in this movie, including Richard Kind; we inquire into Scott's broad appeal with the ladies and Jordan gives us an update on his dating in the worst named segment in podcast history. I had to shower after coming up with it!

Hey, we're on time! Back on release schedule with Kubrick's last flic! We have some fun talking about this thriller, Jordan's bar adventures, and Sparky laughs at the legal name of everyone's favorite Home Alone star. 

Jordan accidentally used the wrong mic and his audio is weird, but that's fine because this movie is bonkers as hell. Why is this seen as a classic? She's trying to sleep with a kid! So is the Teacher (he thinks)!

If anyone objects to the marriage, speak now or forever hold your p*nis.

The boys talk Texas Football! We also talk about something that was so viscerally gross that I had to bleep it. I think you can figure it out from context, but believe me, the beeps are a kindness. 

Kevin Costner returns to the pod! By starring in another movie, his agent still won't return my calls. We (meaning Sparky) talk about how hot Paul Newman is for slightly longer than was probably appropriate. 

Sparky's off this week. Jordan is joined by his friend from college, Emily Rosen and Ryan's English cousin Bryan. Jordan says to skip it, but I think it's the best episode ever. 

It's our 1 year anniversary! Thanks to all the folks who listen every week, we do it for you! In this 1-Year special, Jordan talks about his down belows and we try to figure out if Liev Schreiber wore glasses in this movie. Also, you should probably skip this one, too, Mom. 

This one starts with a fart joke because it's a fart movie. The boys talk about this horribly misguided trash movie about the catholics I guess

We made it to 50! And to celebrate we absolutely phone it in for this terrible movie that killed Chris Kattan's career